It’s election night in Oz, and as Jana ignores him and watches the TV coverage, Zan talks to himself about
- Australian bees end their The Fugitive-style quest to prove their innocence.
- Finally, an all-in-one craft toy and date-rape drug solution.
- Misogynist santas.
- and in an all-new Amateur Cognitive Science, we ask, Did Achilles only have half a brain?
Morning after election day update: Labor has won the federal election; John Howard’s seat could still go either way, with Labor slightly ahead.




