Mon 27 Aug 2007
We’re back! Is anyone still here? If so, you can listen to us talk on topics including:
* What Zan and Jana have been doing for the past month-and-a-half (this topic only takes about 3.5 seconds to cover).
* See you in hell, Little Johnny Howard!
* And a much-anticipated Smut Report, in which we discuss the world’s creepiest sex toy, prescribing semen to suicidal college students, and how men can mix up a refreshing tropical thirst-quencher in their prostates.
August 27th, 2007 at 11:58 am
Hooray! Welcome back. (C’mon download.)
August 28th, 2007 at 6:43 am
Thanks! The relevant episode is #60, but since we had already told the engagement story so many times, we were basically sick of telling it by the time we got to recording a show. So we probably didn’t do a great job of telling it. We’ve been together for 6 1/2 years, so it’s been a while, but not near 12 years.
I think I know what I’ll be submitting to the next local artists’ showcase in Albany: Pussyfoot With Teeth. Maybe I’ll use real human teeth and a few animal teeth in the vagina. Then I’ll try to find the most inappropriate art show to submit it to. Amateur landscapes, or maybe the county fair art competition.
I was also wondering if the appeal of the Pussyfoot was how, in the act, it would look like you’re getting kicked, or that the foot was stomping on you. Surely that appeals to somebody out there.
August 28th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Well that gives a new meaning to “quit pussy footing around”. Glad to have you back.
August 28th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Finally! I just wish I had been the first to comment. Now I’d better get listening.
August 30th, 2007 at 1:07 am
They’re alive!!!! Time to catchup with old pals. Seemed like forever!
August 30th, 2007 at 3:57 am
I wrote this once and when I pressed Submit it instantly disappeared, so I think it got lost. Apologies if it appears twice. Anyway…
Welcome back!
Gavion and Tracey Series Two has been commissioned and apparently it will be appearing in the first half of 2008. In it Nessa and Smithy come more to the fore.
Have a look at
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turner_prize
- skip the first bit and read the History section. The Pussyfoot with eyeball and teeth would be right at home as an exhibit! I’d put the eyeball in one foot and the teeth in the other foot, and call the artwork “Getting off on the right foot - sense and antisense”.
August 30th, 2007 at 4:37 am
If you do create a CaféPress store, I would happily buy a Bob’s Yer Uncle pin and add it to my collection.
September 1st, 2007 at 2:34 am
Clearly what should be in the Cafe Press store is a Bob’s Yer Uncle pussyfoot.
Perhaps it could be fine tuned with the addition of hairy ankles callousy soles and fungus laden toenails
September 1st, 2007 at 4:39 am
Yay! just.. Yay!
September 1st, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Somehow my “Yay!” ended up after a kinda gross suggestion about the pussyfoot. That was an accident; I’m glad you’re back, and that everyone is well. Zan may have noticed I was a bit concerned about everyone’s health. So, I’m really happy to hear all is well, and Jana is enthused again. I’ll try to send along ideas to ask Uncle Bob, or for other segments. Here’s one for Jana: How would you suggest a loving husband introduce the subject of deep throating to his wife? Also, I’m looking forward to the “Corridor” Q&A podcast.
As far as the pussyfoot, even though I’m not into feet, except that my partner likes her feet touched, I have seen a picture of the tops of the silicone models, and they are quite exquisitely perfect. More than real feet would normally be! The version I saw was shy about showing the pussy, so I can’t comment much about that, except to say, I can’t imagine fucking the silicone copies of porn stars’ pussies, RealDolls, or any other silicone surrogate for that matter, so fucking a foot with a vagina added is just bizarre to me. I just know, though I haven’t lived at home for decades, that somehow my mother will walk in the room at that moment and wonder where she went wrong!
Best,
-V
September 2nd, 2007 at 4:25 pm
If you suffer from pussyfoot, please see your podiatrist immediately.