Sun 10 Jun 2007
This week on Bob’s Yer Uncle!:
* We give you what will hopefully be the last piece of muffin top news ever.
* Tony Mokbel, wig-wearing gangster groupie.
* Is any sitcom original enough to be worth copying?
* And Uncle Bob shares his thoughts on the miracle of fatherhood.
June 10th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
How is this for a possible smut report topic: sex before/during/after pregnancy.
June 10th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
see doobie likes smut too………
June 10th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
John’s Photography Blog http://johnsphotographs.blogspot.com/
Would appreciate comments from the Bobs Yer Uncle listeners
June 11th, 2007 at 8:21 am
To give you an idea of how popular the new Creationist museum is here in Alberta, the first I heard of it was on a podcast from Australia! I had to look it up on the net.
Kirk Cameron is indeed a buddy of Ken Ham! You can find them pounding the bible together on You Tube. Lest we forget, they worked together on the “banana proves intelligent design” segment. You can find a selection of hits using the following link:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kirk+cameron&search=Search
(I need to know how to embed a link. Anyone?)
June 11th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Ah, I love the “banana as proof of God” video. I eat a banana most days, and I think of Kirk every time, and how those bananas fit his perfectly godly shaped hands.
The bit about the color of bananas reminds me of an old Mitch Hedburg routine about bananas and traffic lights. On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it’s just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where’d you get that banana?
June 11th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Ryan, I’ve never tried to embed a YouTube video in comments. Let me try it here and see if it works:
June 11th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Okay, that didn’t work. (I guess Zan blocks video from the comments.)
Anyway, about the banana video, I had no idea that the banana was the atheists’ nightmare. Actually, nearly everything the preacher guy said makes sense, but that’s because of evolution. Fruit evolved to be easily found and consumed by animals, because that’s how fruit trees spread their seeds. It’s quite possible that the banana did evolve especially for the hands of humans and the great apes. Certainly, having ripeness be signaled by color is a common fruit strategy. The remark about the biodegradable peel seemed a bit odd, though. How many plants produce non-biodegradable substances?
June 11th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
I found a cool response to that video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siVq3bxQ10g&NR=1
as well as another about how peanut butter is the atheists’ worst nightmare:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&mode=related&search=
June 12th, 2007 at 8:17 am
Zebulon Said
I notice you use a Canon 20D for action shots and a Canon 5D for wildlife. I would have thought it would be the other way round. Do you have a preference?
Larrakins reply
Zebulon
1) i did not have your e-mail so I had to post reply here
2) you obviously know cameras
3) 5d vs 20d choice….not intentional, my 10d and 20d packed up in Dec 06 and I flew up to miami to repair them and buy 5d…..thats why
4) the 20d would have advantages for sports as higher burst rate the 5 d has overall advantage in larger image size and better resolution and colour definition….great for both sports and wildlife
send me direct e-mail so we can hash it out futher…….
Thanks Larrikin
June 12th, 2007 at 8:19 am
Question for listners
I want to create a podcast with slide show/ no video.
Windows based
Any one have any software suggestions…….no one in Trinidad does podcast yet so I cant get any help on that here
Send reply to: mate@tstt.net.tt
June 12th, 2007 at 8:21 am
To Zebulon,
by they way I love the 5d and the 20d is only backup for weddings / functions now…..
The 5d is a superb camera
June 12th, 2007 at 11:25 am
“I want to create a podcast with slide show/ no video.
Windows based”
Larrikin, I believe that’s what is called an “enhanced podcast”. The last time I looked into that, it was only possible to create such a podcast on a mac.
June 12th, 2007 at 10:36 pm
Thanks Tvindy, if you get any more info please let me know
June 12th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
Zan and Jana,
to help create the mood for the Smut Report, check the X-Rated Chicken on todays Post at http://johnsphotographs.blogspot.com/
June 13th, 2007 at 12:04 am
1. If you get a copy of the Kama Sutra it will help with:
a. Stretching Exercises
b. Topics for Smut Report
2. If you want to live in a dusty / dirty house to help build resistance to allergies, I can put you in touch with my first wife
3. Tom Jones being Hairy, lets put it this way The Barber uses masking tape so he will know where to stop.
4. Adult Breast Feeding, personally it dont taste so good……….I prefer to go further south
5. Train Accident, which line was it. The Train to Wollongong and Nowra is the worst.
6. Sapranos, boring, but did he ever get to root his therapist
7. Gangland wars, in Melbourne………That’s stereotyping Italians………..Bunderberg has lots of Italians, are there Gangland Wars….Some Italians just prefer to make Smut rather than War
8. Movie Reviews, have you seen Queen yet. Which reminds me do a segment on when the Queen was in Australia, and the Prime Minister put his hand on her and almost started an international incident
June 13th, 2007 at 12:14 am
RE Show 69
tvindy Says:
May 18th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Larrakin, you should ask how Uncle Bob would have handled that situation with the killer bees.
Uncle Bob has learned how to harvest the bee venom. He learned this from the Canibals in the South Seas.
He injects this venom directly into his penis, and this is how he maintains a constant large huge errection
June 13th, 2007 at 12:26 am
Uncle Bob linked to 9/11
Late breaking news is that Uncle Bob sired Osamar.
This made the young bitter towards westeners as the absence of his father created early childhood trauma.
Matters were further complicated when in a spat of guilt Uncle Bob sent the young Osama a Chemestry set for his birthday.
June 17th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
last comment
June 17th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
I like Muffin Tot news! Don’t stop! Oh wait, you said muffin top.
penultimate comment?
June 18th, 2007 at 3:38 am
Curses! Foiled again!
June 23rd, 2007 at 9:14 am
Kick Boxing……
Updates to WEB GALLERY …….. http://sportsgallery.jgioannettiphotography.com/Kick%20Boxing%202007-04-07.htm
June 24th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Ryan said: “Ah, I love the “banana as proof of God†video. I eat a banana most days, and I think of Kirk every time, and how those bananas fit his perfectly godly shaped hands.”
This reminds me of the research into the shape of the penis. After several years of study, the Austrialian, French, and American scientists couldn’t agree on a conclusion. So, they presented them separately on their panel at that year’s symposium.
“The penis is shaped that way to give more pleasure to the man,” said the Aussies.
“Non non, ze penis shape is to give more pleasure to ze woman,” countered the French.
“No way,” replied the Americans. “The penis is made that way so your hand doesn’t slip off the end!”
June 27th, 2007 at 1:14 am
It seems that whenever I send voicemail, it causes a delay. It’s only when I forget to send voicemail that the episodes come out on time.
June 27th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Ya, Tvindy it’s all your fault!!
June 30th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
This is some of the most exciting racing I have ever seen
http://sportsgallery.jgioannettiphotography.com/Model%20PowerBoat%20%202007-03-11.htm
Updates to Sports gallery
July 4th, 2007 at 5:11 am
Unconfirmed report
Unidentified Sources revealed that the podcast “Bob yer Uncle†no longer exist.
Apparently the shows Technical Director Zan has run off with his lover John Howard, to an island in the South Pacific.
The co-host Jana has migrated to mid west America and is now a short order cook at a truckers stop.
The recent addition to the show, Muffin Top, who has not had much to say so far, was found by the Australian Welfare Authorities in an abandoned chicken coop in a Melbourne Suburb. Luckily Muffin Top was sharing the accommodations was a feline known as Gleeb that kept the poor infant from starving to death.
Another infrequent member of the cast Uncle Bob, ran up some bills at a brothel in Shang Hai, that he could not honor. The Brothel is making him work off the bills as a geriatric male prostitute. Apparently he does not have many customers and will be there for a long while.
If any one has more information that can confirm or repute these reports, please contact the Melbourne Times
July 5th, 2007 at 8:07 am
Forgive me for correcting your very amusing réalité, Larrikin, but surely you mean the Melbourne Age, not the Melbourne Times?
I just looked the Melbourne Age up to check my facts, and it is the main newspaper. It was also nice to see that it was bang up to date. The top headline for the 5th July 2007 is:
“Howard links Iraq war to oil”
When I looked up Melbourne Times, there was no newspaper, but only a “SHUT UP AND SHOP” website.
July 5th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Further rumors suggest that Tony Blair resignation was so that he could, is joining Zan and Howard Blair.
If the Atlantic can have a Bermuda Triangle, then the pacific can have a Love Triangle.
If GWB joins they can then become the Poofter Quarter
July 7th, 2007 at 2:37 am
CORRECTIONS - I am a SHIT TYPIST
Further rumors suggest that Tony Blair resignation was so that he could, join Zan and John Howard.
If the Atlantic can have a Bermuda Triangle, then the pacific can have a Love Triangle.
If George W Bush joins them, they can then become the Poofter Quartet
July 8th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
Call me a pain-in-the-arse if you will, but I think you’ll find that quartet is to trio what square or quadrangle is to triangle.
So, if you must hurl abuse, “Queer Quadrangle” has a nice ring to it. Calling someone “square” is likely to offend.
July 8th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
I prefer “Pillow-biting menage a quatre” myself.
July 10th, 2007 at 8:18 am
Ha! Or “The Four Horsemen of Vegemite Valley”?
Can we move on now? We still have to consider that the co-host Jana has migrated to mid-west America and is now a short-order cook at a truckers’ stop. How about “The queen of all she purveys”? Or “An angel with a dirty place”?
July 11th, 2007 at 4:45 am
Maybee we are being unfair.
Suppose sex during pregnancy was not a possibility.
Maybe they are catching up……………THEN WE WILL GET A REALLY GREAT SMUT REPORT
July 18th, 2007 at 12:18 am
I saw a band from Melbourne play yesterday in the park here in Albany, and it made me think of you guys. They were called Cat Empire, and they were pretty good. That’s all I have. Do another show!
July 18th, 2007 at 8:30 am
Ryan (above, of www.radiofreemarist.com) just got engaged to Caitlin! Congratulations, and best wishes!
July 18th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Congrats Ryan & Caitlin!
July 21st, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Wow, it’s been six weeks since the last BYU! And this rash won’t go away. Is there a connection?
July 22nd, 2007 at 9:07 pm
I’m having Bob withdrawal pains!
Or is it the same rash that Vibeen has?
July 26th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
I figured out how to cure my withdrawal pains, I highly recommend
http://www.keithandthegirl.com/
And they have more than 500 episodes to catch up on. Suggest that you start at the beginning.
July 27th, 2007 at 6:42 am
Funny thing, I read about Keith And The Girl today…
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=5&objectid=10453943
Keith owned the domain thesimpsonsmovie.com, and had it re-directed to Simpsons porn. He intended on selling the domain back to 20th Century Fox (a practice called “squatting”), but the movie company brought the matter to the United Nations patent agency, who then ordered him to hand over the domain as he had no legitimate use for it. Good job, Keith.
July 27th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
I listened to their podcast for a while.
August 8th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
The people haven’t been completely idle whilst they await the next show:
The World Strip Poker Championship;
The UK Air Guitar Championship;
The National Mud Festival of Wales;
The World Gurning Championship;
The Cotswold (Shin Kicking) Olimpicks
August 11th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Oh, please, oh please, ohplease, ohpleaseohplease, oh pleasepleaseplease let this be a podcast weekend!!!
August 12th, 2007 at 4:13 am
Yeah, I’m seriously jonesing for some Bobbity-Bob.
August 12th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Has pod-fading claimed another victim?
August 12th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
God, I hope not.
August 15th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
Gettin the BYU shakes now.
See! I knew this whole raising a family and going outside now and then would be detrimental to the podcast!
I’m running out of oxygen here in my bunker. Don’t make me emerge into dreaded sunlight!! I’ll melt.
August 17th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Maybe a STD has gotten the best of Uncle Bob.
Come back Zan and Jana!
August 26th, 2007 at 8:55 am
Bueller…….?
Bueller…….?
Bueller…….?
Zan…………?
Jana………..?
Muffintot…?
August 26th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
Australia is still there, isn’t it? Have to check Google Earth.
August 27th, 2007 at 9:49 am
Still here! And we did a show last night which Zan will post sometime today.
Thank you all for sticking with us.
Love
J.
August 27th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Jana! Oh, it’s good to hear from you!! I’m waiting anxiously!
Hugs,
-V
August 27th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Two and a half months? You’re going to have to do better than that to take podcasting’s longest hiatus world record. I would expect better from you two.
September 3rd, 2007 at 5:01 am
Ugh. My last post sounds pretty creepy–sorry about that! All these weeks, I was really worried some thing bad had happened to Jana or MuffinTot. It’s a bad habit of mine to disasterize things.
-V