International listeners may not know that today is Koala Stomping Day, an important event on the Australian calendar. This year, to honour the memory of Steve Irwin, the Australian government has decreed that every Australian must stomp on two koalas, rather than the customary one. As a result, we have been too busy applying our boots to Australian native fauna to record a show - sorry guys. We’ll be back next weekend, we promise.

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