Sun 23 Jul 2006
We’re having a relaxing Sunday after Jana’s birthday on Saturday, talking about things like:
* Rubber Ducky vibrators.
* Pyjama boutiques.
* The joy of mail.
* Skating, scaring and being grievously injured on gameshows.
* SMAP.
* Killer kangaroos and ducks of doom.
* Televised masturbate-a-thons.
We ask, are there extra bodypart fetishists? And Zan takes over Cooking with Jana for a simple dessert recipe.

July 23rd, 2006 at 5:25 pm
Happy Birthday!!! Jana
July 23rd, 2006 at 6:52 pm
Happy Birthday Jana! Hope you had a special day. I was just wondering if the two of you thought if someone had an extra knob, or extra arm, or other appendage removed would they be attractive to someone with an amputee fetish? Look forward to your next show even without the audio interface.
Also Key Lime Pie is most often found in the Florida Keys from what I have found.
July 23rd, 2006 at 10:10 pm
Happy Birthday, Jana!
July 24th, 2006 at 3:41 am
Happy Birthday Jana!!!!
Here’s a kiss from me: MMMMmmmmuah!!
July 25th, 2006 at 12:10 am
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Jana,
Happy birthday to
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Relationships are all about middle ground. Someone cured of an amputee fetish would be the perfect mate for someone who had had their extra appendage amputated.
If the Channel 4 wank-a-thon is broadcast, I’ll record it. I don’t think it’s purely meant to be sexy; it is also supporting an AIDS charity. Participants raise money by being sponsored for every minute they can keep it up (so to speak).
July 26th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Happy Birthday Jana!
May all your “Demon Ducks of Doom” be rubber and vibrate!
Cheers!
July 26th, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Damn! Why didn’t I pick up on the recurring duck theme? I would have worked it into the episode title.
July 26th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
And here’s a duck link that fits both duck themes:
http://eprice.stores.yahoo.net/devilduckies.html
July 26th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Happy birthday, Jana! You smell and look like a monkey and all that jazz.
July 27th, 2006 at 6:30 am
Happy birthday down under, Jana. Here’s another duck-related link:
http://www.tickleberry.co.uk/pages/duck.html
Enjoy