Sat 1 Jul 2006
It’s a few days after our return from holiday, and we don’t seem to have much to offer in the way of chit-chat. After a brief digression on the subject of Fatty Finn and Australian children’s movies, it’s time for another Smut Report dealing with one of the wonders of human anatomy: nipples.
July 1st, 2006 at 9:45 pm
#88? Alright! Eat it #89! You suck!! Bite me sub-88 podcasts!!
Fatty Finn had Paul Hogan as Goat Racer #3. Hah! Didn’t he have his own show by that time? We used to watch it in the early 80’s along with Benny Hill on a channel from Seacaucus, New Jersey.
Fatty Finn… don’t quite remember that but around the early 80’s on HBO, there were several other Aussie imports to be had. I specifically remember a couple of “Dot and the Kangaroo” movies. I kept waiting for a dingo to eat her but it didn’t happen.
Whoa… it’s startling when the audio switches from music to voices and vice versa… heh, heh. That interface will eventually make it back to you. Our postal system’s not really that bad. When they’re not shooting each other or griping about how they’re being forced to actually work now and then during their day, our postal workers get the job down.
*makes note* Jana enjoys nipple stimulation.
I’ve rarely ever heard of/encountered women that didn’t enjoy gentle stimulation of their nipples either manually or orally. Stimulation of my nipples is fine but nothing special.
Yeah, some dudes don’t like nipple stimulation done to them. It makes them afraid that they’ll turn gay immediately if they’re feminized somehow for even a split second. Duhhhhh.
Yeah, the conventional wisdom has always been that smaller breasts on women are more sensitive. It has seemed true to me in the few instances I personally have in memory for reference.
Now, if anyone wants to donate, I’m willing to continue more extensive research into female nipple stimulation. Send money c/o Xan and Jana to me.
Heh, you mentioned Syracuse. That’s just a couple hours from me and where some of my family is from. I remember that case where the woman had her child taken from her.
(I really like all the times that Jana goes “mmmm” during podcasts.)
As far as the reddened posteriors of primates go, I always figure it was a signal of readiness for mating at first and then the males eventually became attuned to it and the primates that were most excited by the sight were most likely to procreate and so the species of primates that didn’t get aroused died off due to lack of sex. Q.E.D.
This makes me think of the use of makeup by women which can be said to be used to attract a male by the simulation of the flush of blood to a woman’s cheeks and lips during sex.
Some women respond with the ‘let down’ reflex merely to a particular kind of crying by their child too.
Now, I drool when I hear an ice cream truck coming down the block.
Thanks for another enjoyable show, kids!!
July 1st, 2006 at 10:29 pm
Hey guys, i have a strange feeling it might not last that long but congrats on being (as of now) 8 on podcast alley!!
July 1st, 2006 at 11:34 pm
I bow down before the Greatness that is Zan and Jana. Fatty Finn it is. I did some research on it via imdb….ebay…and after seeing some pictures and reading a review I have concluded that that IS the movie I have been wondering about all these years. My mind is at ease now I just need to find a dvd copy of this show. My new vendetta. Thank you for your help.
And you are correct…..I am the number one fan if not in everyone elses mind….at least in mine. And Phibes Jr is fan #1.5. So all other fans of this show better recognize. Bee-otches. Okay….so I’m not hip.
July 1st, 2006 at 11:36 pm
Uh oh! I haven’t listened yet, but I’m willing to bet that my voicemail (which I called in a couple hours ago) didn’t make it to you in time. Hey maybe you received it during the podcast.
July 1st, 2006 at 11:38 pm
Can I be fan #1.6?
July 2nd, 2006 at 12:41 am
I’m willing to be fan #3.14159 etc.
July 2nd, 2006 at 2:30 am
Currently #5 on Podcast Alley!
Five! Woooo!
-Vibeeen
July 2nd, 2006 at 2:34 am
Spoke too soon! Now #4! (I have the screen capture to prove it!)
-V
July 2nd, 2006 at 3:16 am
yes..how does one score 43 votes in one day ?
If I read right..most are from months previous…weeirrddd..thats the Alley for ya…welll enjoy the fame for whatever the reasons
July 2nd, 2006 at 8:01 am
Your tag is now up on my “myspace” page. I will wear it proudly. Long live Zan and Jana!!
July 2nd, 2006 at 9:11 am
Two things:
#1: Sorry Tvindy, we got the voicemail after recording the show. We can play it next week, but that doesn’t mean you’ll get 10 minutes of airtime if you leave another one.
#2: Phibes, thanks heaps for taking a Bob’s Yer Uncle! badge. You sure are quick off the mark. If anyone else wants one, follow the link called ‘Publicise the Show’. (By the way, Americans, that isn’t a misspelling; you guys just like ‘z’s (which we don’t even call the same name as you) much more than other English speakers.) The badge comes from a website called Word of Blog. If you want to publicise something on the web, you can make your own. We never would have made it into the Podcast Alley top 10 without it!
July 2nd, 2006 at 11:20 am
But I’ll probably still send another 5-minute message with all my comments on this episode. You can just edit out all the dull bits (if you can find any).
July 2nd, 2006 at 2:43 pm
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,19615349-1243,00.html?from=rss
Read the above story - as I said the fish and chip shop went up in flames.
July 4th, 2006 at 4:57 am
something weird is going on with the pca voting. saskia (”as serious as your life”) is like in the top 30 and hasn’t done a show since april. we’re enjoying top 15 right now. just above you guys, with a 2-show month in June, this seems highly unlikely to be from actual votes. my theory is that we have a listener in common who did some subversive hacking-type of trick.
good luck on your interface. I’d be glad to do a google talk or skype conversation and go over what you’re doing right now…seems a cheap digital recorder might result in better audio than what’s going on now. I get the idea that the aussie pro-audio market is such that it’s easier or cheaper to pay shipping charges from the US-in any case, don’t sweat the time with bad sound, that’s what makes indie indie:)
Favorite Jana Quote: “I’m a fan of nipple stimulation; I think it’s good!”
July 4th, 2006 at 11:14 pm
Men Who Breastfeed:
http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html
July 6th, 2006 at 8:26 am
On Wednesday’s Distorted View: How the votes on Podcast Alley were rigged. Tim Henson pointed out that somebody is using WebWarper:
[Posted by 24.235.42.133 via http://algart.net/ww This is added while posting a message to avoid misuse. Try: http://webwarper.net/webwarper.exe Example of viewing: http://webwarper.net/ww/~av/lycos.com ]
This allows someone to spoof IP addresses and so have as many votes on Podcast Alley as they want.
The curious thing is the mix of shows that were voted up. They are all good ones, except for the Jason Show, which is really, truly dreadful. Do listen to it if you want to hear how not to make a podcast.
July 6th, 2006 at 4:08 pm
Hey, Zebulon, thanks for the information. I haven’t listened to the latest DV yet, but it was clear that something fishy was going on. I’m starting to worry that our complaining about votes has driven one of our listeners to cybercrime.
July 7th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
I robbed a bank today because of you two.
August 16th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
i got news 4 u
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