We start with some big announcements (including the last installment in the sorry tale of Zan’s dealings with M-Audio). Then it’s on to:

* World Wide Web abbreviations.

* X-Ray-proof fatties.

* We Can Be Heroes and Fat Pizza.

Also, we hear from both Black Vulcans before yet another Things that are Dumb segment. This will be the last serious segment for a good long time, we promise.

We won’t be back for two weeks, but in the meantime you can occupy yourself by preparing for our second superhero show, or visiting some of our listeners’ websites:

Larrikin’s photography.
Dr John and Dr Lorne.
The #2 Show!.

 

 #34 - The Sextuple U Edition [1:14:57m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Dear listeners,

For some reason, the database which runs our website is experiencing problems at the moment. I’ve asked the techies at our web host to give me some help, so hopefully things will be up and running again soon. We’ll record a show this weekend and have it available as soon as possible.

Zan.

We’re having a relaxing Sunday after Jana’s birthday on Saturday, talking about things like:
* Rubber Ducky vibrators.
* Pyjama boutiques.
* The joy of mail.
* Skating, scaring and being grievously injured on gameshows.
* SMAP.
* Killer kangaroos and ducks of doom.
* Televised masturbate-a-thons.

We ask, are there extra bodypart fetishists? And Zan takes over Cooking with Jana for a simple dessert recipe.

 

 #33 - The Jana's Birthday Edition [1:12:53m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It’s a tired Sunday morning show where we mostly just add to our discussion of Jana’s Things that are Dumb from last week. In the face of listener complaints and questions, we find that we can’t really defend our denigration of Tom Hanks, but we can talk more about why the whole sacred feminine thing is stupid. We would have had a new segment theme song if we’d still had the equipment necessary to make one.

 

 #32 - The Patriarchal Oppression Edition [54:09m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This is just a short show with stuff we didn’t cover in episode 30. Zan talks about Indonesian Playboy and Hindu T&A, then Jana gets in touch with her sacred feminine in Things that are Dumb.

 

 #31 - The Sacred Feminine Edition [37:13m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week we almost gave up on the show due to Zan’s rage about sound equipment. Zan begins by railing against the M-Audio company, maker of his missing audio interface, but once we’re in the swing of things we talk about:

* The Podcast Alley voting controversy.
* Luxury Japanese cockroach accomodation.
* And various issues raised by listener voicemails, like fireworks, chickens and Guy Peirce.

 

 #30 - The Cockroach Weather Vane Edition [55:12m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It’s a few days after our return from holiday, and we don’t seem to have much to offer in the way of chit-chat. After a brief digression on the subject of Fatty Finn and Australian children’s movies, it’s time for another Smut Report dealing with one of the wonders of human anatomy: nipples.

 

 #29 - The Bert Newton Nipple Edition [47:26m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download