Fri 23 Jun 2006
Only one shortish show this week before we go away on holiday for a few days. Listen in for chicken chalets, panda penises, whale sushi and (of course) orang utang heads. Plus some more wisdom from that advice-giving raconteur, Uncle Bob.
June 25th, 2006 at 12:20 am
Have a lovely holiday!
June 25th, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Wow… that got weird with Uncle Bob!
I burst out laughing at “humping my bust.”
You crazy kids have a good holiday.
June 26th, 2006 at 8:25 am
Here is a wonderful account of one American’s experience eating whale in Japan:
http://www.slate.com/id/2089630/entry/2089645/
June 26th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
By that I meant I couldn’t imagine anyone in the US wanting chickens. From Australia, I guess I’ll accept people saying anything. Sure, farmers have them here, but I’ve never known anyone else who wanted chickens. Of course Kevin quickly proved me wrong.
The chicken coop story was very suspenseful. I thought the black & white panda porn joke was hilarious (never heard it before). And the image of an 8-year old mustachioed Uncle Bob taking his aunt from behind will surely be in my head for days.
June 27th, 2006 at 3:00 am
Similar to the chicken coop being built in the wrong place, here’s pictures of a boat built in an upstairs flat being posted out through the window…
Click here
June 27th, 2006 at 9:46 am
Hey guys have a great time on holiday
June 27th, 2006 at 10:23 am
The (US) American equivalent to “share house” would be roommates. However, roommates rarely actually share a room (unless they’re in an intimate relationship). Yes, (US) Americans do it, especially in large cities with high rents due to limited space (Manhattan, New York, and San Francisco, California come to mind).
June 27th, 2006 at 10:19 pm
You know when you can’t get a song out of your head? Well today it’s Jana singing what would uncle bob do. Enjoy a well deserved holiday. That house of yours is gorgeous by the way. Just the type of place I’d get. Good luck with the chickens.
June 28th, 2006 at 1:15 am
Bobs yer Uncle “Clean Ears Pty�.
Dear Uncle Bob,
I just wanted you to know that the Marketing Company “Clean Ears Pty�. for which you provided the capital AUS$100,000.00 is proceeding as planned.
Based on the market research we are offering the following “Ear Cleaning Kits�
1. Basic, a box of safety matches…………Retails at $4.99 + Shipping and Handling
2. Advanced, a box of metal Paper Clips…………Retails at $5.99 + Shipping and Handling
3. Advanced Plus, a box of metal Paper Clips covered in plastic Assorted Colours…………Retails at $6.99 + Shipping and Handling
4. Deluxe Set a box of safety matches plus a box of metal Paper Clips covered in plastic Assorted Colours…………Retails at $10.99 + Shipping and Handling
We are also offering a life time supply of the Deluxe Set for a one time cost of $295.00 + Shipping and Handling
Sales have been going well due to your suggestion of Telemarketing, and I hope to send you a cheque for the first quarters profits within the week.
We are however encountering one challenge.
There are these Super Hero Twins “Zan & Janna� based in Melbourne, who have been giving us negative publicity on their International Podcast. I believe you are familiar with the characters and could hopefully use your infulence to ask them to desist from making negative comments about our product and calling it useless. Failing this I will have to ask you to call in some of your thugs from Hong Kong and Macou to use some muscle.
Remember the profits will affect you directly and could impact on your ability to purchase services of exotic under age prostitutes, Hasish and Oppiom and Alcohol, so you have a vested interest here.
June 28th, 2006 at 1:24 am
Family Matters
Dear Uncle Bob,
Things with Auntie Miranda and Cousins Cindy and Mindy worked out just fine, no doubt in part to your sound advice.
It turn out Cindy and Mindy were adopted so there is no problem with incest here.
We eventually got together for a foursome.
As you suggested I limited my interactions with Auntie Miranda to only Anal and Oral Sex.
As for Cindy and Mindy we did everything.
I must say Auntie Miranda, especially liked it when I was in Vegimite Valley and Cindy and Mindy were performing Oral Sex on her, alternating between her breast and vagina. I have never heard a woman scream so loud. And Auntie Miranda is quite a squirter.
She has extended an invitation for you to join her and the twins next time you are in the area
Regards Larrikin
June 28th, 2006 at 7:01 am
Yes, the What Would Uncle Bob Do song has been stuck in my head all day, too. It’s the most earwormy Bob’s Yer Uncle theme ever!!
June 28th, 2006 at 11:09 am
Hello! Sounds like you guys have a great podcast here. Hope you have a happy holiday!
June 29th, 2006 at 10:39 am
Tvindi takes notes
:? 
Good grief!
June 29th, 2006 at 11:49 am
Thank you thank you for all our votes! Sorry we whinged about it.
Love Jana
June 29th, 2006 at 11:53 am
More on the eating of whales:
http://www.princeton.edu/~batke/moby/moby_065.html
June 30th, 2006 at 3:45 am
Hey jana, check this out
http://www.wonderfullywacky.com/barista-figure.htm
I saw one in a shop the other day and thought of you and your coffee related rants on previous shows. Loved the show, especially uncle bob.