Sat 13 May 2006
A nasty virus has infected the Wonder Twins. Jana babbles feverishly about bad coffee and Old Testament families, and we join Zebulon on an imaginary holiday in Sierra Leone. Then it’s time for a new Smut Report featuring kinky Japanese and cunnilingus.

May 14th, 2006 at 7:25 am
Hooray! a new show.
I hope you guys are feeling better. Take care.
May 14th, 2006 at 8:37 am
I think this is the funniest of the metaphors: http://tinyurl.com/ohwls
Here is piles more: http://tinyurl.com/oeb9w
May 16th, 2006 at 1:49 am
She has a sister! The hardest working couple in podcasting. 83 minutes! Dreamy.
Cheers,
Andy
May 16th, 2006 at 4:32 am
Assonance: how lovely! What a joy to hear someone mention this in casual speech. If I may, some more…
Spoken in a low mellow tone
tilting at windmills:
“Thy kingdom come, thy will be done.”
May 16th, 2006 at 5:54 am
Fuckity-fuck-fucksticks! I just thought about my assonance comment above, and suddenly realised that I have turned into my father.
I must now dash out and test whether this is the case. Are the policemen are starting to look very young? Can I stand piped music in shops? Are tattoos now hideously offensive to me? Can I tell if that is a boy or a girl?
May 16th, 2006 at 10:48 am
What was that about working for Scientologists? I tell ya, I cannot get enough of reading about Scientologists. I’ve read the Wikipedia entries on them backwards and forwards. I think this calls for a Scientologist segment or perhaps even an episode.
May 16th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Hmmm, a Scientologist segment…I think this is a FINE idea.
Yes, I do have a sister. A younger and much more beautiful sister at that.
Love Jana
May 17th, 2006 at 1:49 am
Cunnilinguis at blender speed
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Melkor/220940
May 17th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
>>Yes, I do have a sister. A younger and much more beautiful sister at that.
We’ll decide that when we see the headless pictures of her!
May 18th, 2006 at 6:56 pm
A sister? Hooray! Single? Legal? And crap… I see my brother in spirit and name above, Kevin, took away exactly what I was going to say!
Honestly, Zan and Jana, you put me to sleep with this episode. No! I don’t mean you’re soporific or boring! I mean I settled into bed to listen to you last night and must have zonked out five minutes into it. It was a long day. (This explains why I think I heard Saskia in my dreams too.)
So, could you repeat everything you said just for me? Thanks.
May 20th, 2006 at 12:54 am
Okay, I managed to stay awake this time!
I enjoyed the cunnilingus/sexual matters discussion. It was delightfully informal and candid.
Hope you two feel better soon. Now, since you’re down under, do your noses run in a different direction?
May 20th, 2006 at 7:14 am
Hey, did you change the 5 minute limit on voicemail? I was all prepared to get cut off, and it didn’t cut me off, so I finally had to cut myself off. It was very disorienting.