Fri 17 Mar 2006
We start by apologising to fellow Australians we’ve bad-mouthed on the PK and J Show. Then we tell our listeners about all the ways they now have of talking to us, and Jana invites Zan to a body-centred psychotherapy workshop.
Then The Smut Report is back with a new voice-over man. Zan asks if a university education really gives women more orgasms, and tells women which Papua New Guinean tribe to join (and which not to join) to get some good luvin’. Then we tell you how to have your very own orgasm at home with the ‘Melbourne Pot-Stirrer’. It’ll give you an imbimboogu in no time flat.

March 20th, 2006 at 12:54 am
Here’s your 8c/day at work:
‘an old chestnut’- a tired old joke; any overly familiar topic
http://www.abc.net.au/canberra/stories/s476720.htm
March 20th, 2006 at 4:49 am
Oh my God, I can’t wait to try the Melbourne Pot-Stirrer!!!
Although I will need to replay the show to get all the subtleties but it sounds awesome!
Maybe you should provide us with some graphics like this: http://www.itsatisfyall.com/pos_basic.php
Damn I can’t wait to visit Australia and now especially Melbourne now! Are all melburnians pot-stirrers?
March 20th, 2006 at 11:09 am
Silly me, I thought “The Melbourne Pot-Stirrers” was an Australian cooking show! Imagine my suprise! To all Ladies out there, I wsh you many imbimboogu.
March 20th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
Loved the show, Melbourne Pot Stirring…umm sorry to burst your mighty big bubble Zan…but thats my husbands “Lazy-boy-move” haha
Jana, I am sure that those headless photos don’t do you justice…but you are a spunk all the same. (From one women to another)
Zan are you some kind of scientific psychologist? I thought it was hilarious that you talk about your lusty moves so scientifically, so dry. Does that even make sense? What do you think Jana? Am I right? or am I right.
Keep rockin in the free world
March 22nd, 2006 at 8:24 am
Greeting Zan and Jana. As does Ana, I too wonder if you are some kind of “scientific psychologist”, a “scientologist”, if you will. Please, divulge.
Also, I just came back from what is known in the States as “Spring Break”. Have you heard of it? Is it an “old chestnut”… If so, where do Australians go to let loose?
Cheers,
Andy
March 22nd, 2006 at 8:55 am
I have only heard of Spring Break from shows such as Beverley Hills, 90210, which is, I believe, a gritty and realistic portrait of life in the U.S.
Here we have ’schoolies’; a two week drunken debauchery on Queensland’s Gold Coast. It is traditionally for year 12 high school leavers, but many seedy older men (known as ‘droolies’or ‘toolies’) also attend in the hope of sex with school girls. I myself never went to schoolies, and I can’t say I regret it.
March 31st, 2006 at 4:00 pm
Mmm the Pot stirrer sounds like something to do with the title of our show # 15..
Really enjoy your show..This EP was great.
** not all ” older men ” are seedy..Just some of us …lol